False Knees by Joshua Barkman for September 03, 2018

This should be exciting!

It should be going for ground – not the hot connection!

Plants are made of carbon. Carbon is a poor conductor. The human going into the bath next is also made of carbon. Human carbon is a great conductor. Moral: “Please be careful of how you conduct yourself.”

Watt?

They’re heeere.

Omg! Everything is a conductor, given wet conditions.

GFI = “Green Foliage Interrupter”

I like this bathroom-bet there is a nice view out the window and the floors are old growth redwood.

Does this mean there won’t be a House Plants III?

This is not going to end well.