I can remember the “six Saltines” as a bar trick. Eat six in one minute with nothing to drink during the process. Most people I knew couldn’t do it. The Saltines just absorb every drop of saliva in your mouth, making it impossible to get through them.
atomicdog about 6 years ago
That’s one thing I never saw Bushmiller’s Fritzi do – engage Nancy in a battle of wits
some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member about 6 years ago
Angry Fritzi is best Fritzi.
katina.cooper about 6 years ago
I have to wonder if Fritzi is more related to Sluggo than she is to Nancy. Nancy has a flat nose while Sluggo and Fritzi don’t.
asrialfeeple about 6 years ago
I bet this strip is getting loads of comments.
Kip W about 6 years ago
SLUGGO IS LIT
erally gaslighting Nancy for cookies.
Major Matt Mason Premium Member about 6 years ago
Okay, now this is Bushmilleresque. :)
WCraft Premium Member about 6 years ago
OH…..yeah!
seaturtlehorse about 6 years ago
the koolaid man looks up, hope in his eyes
KingDoofus about 6 years ago
Aunt Fritzi not in a snowsuit. This is non-canon.
Dave Bncs about 6 years ago
Six saltines in a minute? Fffsh…amateurs.
danketaz Premium Member about 6 years ago
But passive-aggressive works so well!
billsplut about 6 years ago
I’m sorry, Gilchrist Sexy Fritzi, but Jaimes Weird Evil Fritzi has stolen my heart.
Obi-Haiv about 6 years ago
I can remember the “six Saltines” as a bar trick. Eat six in one minute with nothing to drink during the process. Most people I knew couldn’t do it. The Saltines just absorb every drop of saliva in your mouth, making it impossible to get through them.
Spooky D Cat about 6 years ago
I’m seein’ a new Fritzi here. It made me laugh out loud!