New Adventures of Queen Victoria by Pab Sungenis for August 10, 2018

Enter the thieves.

Enter Sandman….

The word you might be searching for is “knave.”

Exit, pursued by a bear.

We laugh because we dare not cry.

To be fair, it’s the surviving staff that is keeping him from going full-bore, whole-hog, all-the-way Dictator-for-Life. (I hope nobody thinks I’m defending him. The only good thing I can say about him is that he has a hot wife.)

A revolving door of clowns and some are actually funny.

Perfect, Pab!

Actually, more accurate would be “Enter MORE CLOWNS”…

Don’t say, “fools,” for as Will says specifically in “Twelfth Night,” his fools are actually pretty sharp and give the reality-based take on things.

Washington D. C. has “…become a wretched hive of scum and villainy”

Enter criminals.