Monty by Jim Meddick for August 28, 2018

Don’t quit! Instead, teach the robot to take that little….and toss him off the roof of the 2-story gazebo, then go “HULK, SMASH!” on the rest of the property.

Scoutmaster77 was a day early.

You noticed that Jarvis hasn’t said a word, can’t wait to see what happens next?

Wait’ll Sedgie finds out that the makers of JRVZ have pre-programmed him/it to discipline snotty little kids.

This is possibly the first time I’ve seen Jarvis with any kind of emotional response… he’s always unflappable, as any good manservant would be.

We are all on pins and needles to see what transpires. :-0

Jarvis is the closest thing that Sedgwick has to a friend, parent, playmate, and confidant. He would soon find life pretty lonely without him.

The kid has a way with words!

Just like Jeeves- Jarvis will find a way to save a bad situation!

Can we get one of those robots to replace the current occupant of the WhiteHouse ?

Poor Jarvis.

That little runt would make a good football

An auto company president once took an auto union president on a tour of the auto factory.

At one point they came to a section of the plant where robots were assembling the cars.

The auto company president turned to the auto union president and said, “I’d like to see you collect union dues from them.”

The auto union president turned to the auto company president and said, “I’d like to see you sell them a car.”

When The March of Progress treads on your toes, Sedgwick, don’t go running to Jarvis for comfort, ‘cause he won’t be there. Your Jarvz 2.0 will have to suffice. “Your… ocular orifices… are leaking,.. Young Master. Shall I… plug the leaks… with rubber cement?”