Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for December 29, 2010

Lovein’ this arc!

Snow people typically feed on edible roots & seasonal berries. Also the odd carrot….

BTW - Brain Freeze is a franchise in many parts of the US South.

Did he get a brain freeze from eating something cold or was that what was in the snow cone?

Hey, at least it isn’t yellow snow.

Things will only get worse when relations between both sides thaw out.

So is he a zombie snowman now? That would be abominable.

Racist cartoon!

Why must all snowmen always be shown as white?

… . Oh, well, never mind.

All this is pretty well an old idea of mine. I’m not kidding you, back in the 80s I wanted to make the classic Canadian horror movie of all time. A blatant ripp-off of a certain movie I won’t name. It was to be called, Night of the Living Snowmen. Picture man-eating zombie snowmen and you get the basic idea.

Of course it’s Brain Freeze. It’s frozen brains. And the brand name.

It’s also a condition cannibal Snowmen get from eating each others’ brains. Its medical name is Kulu.

Right now it’s a cold war. When it goes hot, everybody dies.

Hmmm, that might be a little toooo topical…

This isn’t the first example of comic cannibalism; Pig (in “Pearls Before Swine”) likes eating bacon and ham.

Good thing we have pigs to eat, because humans supposedly taste like them.

Personally, I think they taste more like… um… never mind…