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Munch, munch, munch that pack o’ Twinkies.Munch, munch, munchAnd if you munch yourself to deathTell St Peter at the Golden GateThat you hate to make him wait.But you just gotta have another pack o’ Twinkies.
ToonGuy300 over 6 years ago
Well, there’s something Verne didn’t do good. Calling God annoying.
GreasyOldTam over 6 years ago
RJ: "I’m sorry, what is this “enough” you speak of?"
GreasyOldTam over 6 years ago
Munch, munch, munch that pack o’ Twinkies.Munch, munch, munchAnd if you munch yourself to deathTell St Peter at the Golden GateThat you hate to make him wait.But you just gotta have another pack o’ Twinkies.
Apologies to Merle Travis and Tex Williams.
GreasyOldTam over 6 years ago
How do you keep text properly formatted?
joegee over 6 years ago
god is also a bit slow. He should have told RJ to stop eating the twinkies before he ate himself into immobility…again
Black4dder over 6 years ago
It’s just a bronze age superstition.
Andrew Sleeth over 6 years ago
And naturally, he’s a man, which itself explains all that mansplaining God does.
Yakety Sax over 6 years ago
God gave us the gift of life; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well. Voltaire
Talent is God given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be grateful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. John Wooden
Coincidence is God’s way of remaining anonymous. Albert Einstein
God gave you a gift of 86,400 seconds today. Have you used one to say ‘thank you?’ William Arthur Ward
KEA over 6 years ago
If there is a god ruling the universe it’s doing a lousy job,