Lio by Mark Tatulli for December 22, 2010

Mmm-m! Aliens love junk food!

Dang Lio, send up some ribs!!

We can’t invade Earth. Lio gives us take out from McD’s.

Whatever keeps them happy and keeps them from destroying our planet.

We don’t have to worry about aliens destroying the planet. Governments are doing fine on their own.

Now Lio, that was just mean, giving them all that fat and sugar! But at least you’re protecting Earth from invasion – they’ll be too fat to catch us now that they’re hooked on junk “food”.

Maybe they’re using it to power their saucer.

They aliens have foresight - they brought along their flying crockery.

Very arch

Ever seen Supersize Me? I’ll bet that stuff would even mess up the innerds of the space ship if they used it for power!

After getting a taste of that they are sure to blow up the planet!

Thanks Lio, you just doomed us all. :P

Big Mac attacks are truly intergalactic.

this would be more damaging to aliens then ‘war of the worlds’ bacteria was…….the only difference is that humans are no more resistant to their evil effects than aliens…..

sure, they taste good, but……….

I’ll bet THEY don’t care about trans-fats.

McTumors in space!!

Everyone knows the only meat Micky D’s has is in their fries…

Over 50 billion aliens served.

And thus was fired the first (and last) salvo in the great interplanetary Earth-Zxxyxxkz biological war.

Lio is giving EVERY one their share of Christmas cheer. Shouldn’t we be doing the same?

MERRY CHRISTMAS Y’ALL

A French-frying BBQ Saucer!

“To serve aliens”

We already have aliens living in the U.S. They are in Los Angeles (a.k.a. L.A.) They are called L.A.-ans.

yeah, as if there’s a place in the world where they don’t already have a McDonald’s. And a few dozen Starbucks.

Earth to Aliens: You got served!

Even aliens are lovin’ it.