B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for December 19, 2010

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    martin4188  about 14 years ago

    Why is it When I try to pass The guy in front Steps on the gas

    BURMA SHAVE

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    GROG Premium Member about 14 years ago

    And the sign said “Long-haired freaky people need not apply” So I tucked my hair up under my hat and I went in to ask him why He said “You look like a fine upstanding young man, I think you’ll do” So I took off my hat, I said “Imagine that. Huh! Me workin’ for you!” Whoa-oh-oh

    Sign, sign, everywhere a sign Blockin’ out the scenery, breakin’ my mind Do this, don’t do that, can’t you read the sign?

    And the sign said anybody caught trespassin’ would be shot on sight So I jumped on the fence and-a yelled at the house, “Hey! What gives you the right?” “To put up a fence to keep me out or to keep mother nature in” “If God was here he’d tell you to your face, Man, you’re some kinda sinner”

    Sign, sign, everywhere a sign Blockin’ out the scenery, breakin’ my mind Do this, don’t do that, can’t you read the sign?

    Now, hey you, mister, can’t you read? You’ve got to have a shirt and tie to get a seat You can’t even watch, no you can’t eat You ain’t supposed to be here The sign said you got to have a membership card to get inside Ugh!

    —— lead guitar ——

    And the sign said, “Everybody welcome. Come in, kneel down and pray” But when they passed around the plate at the end of it all, I didn’t have a penny to pay So I got me a pen and a paper and I made up my own little sign I said, “Thank you, Lord, for thinkin’ ‘bout me. I’m alive and doin’ fine.” Wooo!

    Sign, sign, everywhere a sign Blockin’ out the scenery, breakin’ my mind Do this, don’t do that, can’t you read the sign?

    Sign, sign, everywhere a sign Sign Sign, sign

    Good Morning, Fellow Cave Dwellers

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    GROG Premium Member about 14 years ago

    Signs

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    LittleSister18  about 14 years ago

    Signs signs everywhere.

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    Crabbyrino Premium Member about 14 years ago

    She saw his beard And said “No dice.” The wedding’s off, I’ll cook the rice.

    BURMA SHAVE

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    WoodEye  about 14 years ago

    Thanks for the great FLASHBACK Grog

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    Yukoner  about 14 years ago

    Hey Grog, I never heard that one before. Thanks.

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    Edcole1961  about 14 years ago

    Time to sign off.

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    rshive  about 14 years ago

    My favorite sign is “Shirt and shoes required.”

    Means eveything else is optional, I guess.

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    Sandfan  about 14 years ago

    Listen Birds These Signs Cost Money So Roost Awhile But Don’t Get Funny

    Burma Shave

    http://seniors-site.com/funstuff/burma.html

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    wicky  about 14 years ago

    A nut at the wheel a peach at the right a curve in the road fruit salad tonight burma shave.

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    Dkram  about 14 years ago

    Vermont has a billboard law, so there are very few advertizing signs.

    One day I was headed to Saratoga NY, I was on US.rt. 4, as I passed in to NY I was hit by sign after sign advertizing anything, and every thing. Made it hard to see traffic signs.

    Ok, it’s not that bad, but ,when you don’t see’em all the time.

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    scrabblefiend  about 14 years ago

    It’s like the time I was looking for a particular restaurant, passed by it 3 times, because there were so many signs for stores, etc. that I missed the restaurant one.

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    rshive  about 14 years ago

    From another sign song that I recall

    You’ve got to prime the pump, you must Have faith and believe. You’ve got to give of yourself ‘Fore you’re willing to receive. Drink all the water you can hold. Wash your face, cool your feet. But leave the bottle full for others. Thak ya kindly, Desert Pete.

    Apologies to the (now deceased) author.

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    Clevite Kid Premium Member about 14 years ago

    He lit a match

    To check the tank.

    That’s why we call him

    Skinless Frank.

    BURMA SHAVE

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    pawpawbear  about 14 years ago

    There are signs and there are signs. Please, take a moment to reflect on this and decide now, which signs to believe. God bless you all and Merry Christmas.

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    taker48  about 14 years ago

    Grog that was cool my friend best song I’ve ever heard and haven’t heard it in years God bless you man

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    William LaMar Premium Member about 14 years ago

    She kissed her hairbrush by mistake She thought is was her husband Jake

    Burma Shave

    In this world of toil and sin Your head grows bald, But not your chin

    Burma Shave

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    craigwestlake  about 14 years ago

    Men with whiskers ‘Neath their noses Should be kissin’ Eskimoses…

    Burma Shave

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    lightenup Premium Member about 14 years ago

    As Bill Engvall said, “here’s your sign”.

    Have a great day, BCers!

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    GROG Premium Member about 14 years ago

    Eldo, I didn’t write the lyrics - I just posted them.

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    SidSnomann  about 14 years ago

    I saw Bill Engvall a couple of times in his early years. Somewhere around here I have an autographed Bill Engvall sign.

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    COWBOY7  about 14 years ago

    Reality at it’s best!

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    magnamax  about 14 years ago

    Eldo He wasn’t praying, he was complaining about all the signs cluttering up the landscape.

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    pandemo  over 13 years ago

    Eldo Disc Golf said, 5 months ago@^^^^ Grog Anybody else confused by a Guy Who prays saying “IF God were here”?!?….must be just to make the Song ‘work’……

    NO! It must be the author paid attention in school. He was using correct English. When he used “IF” that put it in the realm of the subjunctive. If I were a rich man… If I were a carpenter, and you were a lady…

    A distinction our language is sadly losing…

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