Close to Home by John McPherson for August 23, 2018

“Moving to Montana soon,

Gonna be a dental floss tycoon.”

I’ll admit, I was wondering what the collection was. Probably unique, hopefully.

I would have expected most of them to be rectangular, and the Nepali one to be in the shape of two triangles stacked on top of one another.

Sheila: This one reminds me of you; Bora Bora.

He promised her there would be no strings attached when showing his collection to her.

Nothing excites a date more than seeing you floss!

His teeth could use some work…

STICK – 25 BC Egypt.

“Boyd: here is my phone number KL5-6893…

And every one of them have been used. Look – you can still see the bit of meat on that one!

Did I miss the little alien today or is he red today and decorating her skirt?

He is certainly well travelled, it’s amazing he couldn’t find something nice to bring back!!!

I take exception with the “China 1948” exhibit. If there’s no food, why would they need dental floss?

Wait until he shows her his thong..butt floss.

I want a tootsie roll

I want a tootsie roll, an genuine Tootsie Roll.