Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for August 31, 2018

They all get A’s.

If you could change the pitch of your buzz, you could play 4/5 of Beethoven’s 5th correctly. Du Du Du Bzzz Du du Du Bzzz.

All in favor say fly? Looks like the flies have it!

How to get your wings burned off by a pyromancer and then squished (I do wait until they land on something non-flammable and not easily damaged by heat)

What’s the buzz?

An eye for an eye for an eye for an eye …

SwwwwwAT!!!

Alright you maggots! Listen up!

Freestyle swimming in a bowl of soup.

It’s the little, tiny mosquitos that drive me buggy.

If we only knew where this school was, we could take care of a lot of annoyances with one swat.

“Raid” the school!

The gnats have a masters on that subject.

I always wondered why they are so uniformly good at being pests.

Cute!

I’d love to be a fly on the wall in that class room