Bad Machinery by John Allison for November 15, 2018

Like a bread javelin!

Poirot is Belgian

I’ve often thought baguettes would make good cudgels.

Oh, those crazy French…

Also, giving us the shed’s origins and history only to turn around and immediately destroy it makes it feel like a redshirt death. Just sayin’.

Wait, are we supposed to recognize the pumpkin-headed doll(?) on the window sill?

Stale bagels make great missiles.

Ah, the French! So practical and frugal would only use a stale baguette in self defense.

In the Paris university riots of the 1960’s American students were in great demand. They could throw rocks/bottles/etc. farther and more accurately than the French-es. Playing baseball was the difference.

They’re going to burn all of her notebooks….

Loved Dennis Franz as Andy Sipowicz in NYPD Blue. Of course, I also loved NYPD Blue. Don’t have any posters, though.

An autographed picture of Dennis Franz? Impressive!