Close to Home by John McPherson for August 31, 2018

“…I fall to pieces…”

“Code black and blue!”

Mr. Glass.

Now’s not the time to go to pieces, dude.

That’s… actually kind of horrifying.

I think the use of pink is really what does it.

Quick – go grab that roll of duct tape!

About as bad as the doctor saying “Oops”.

I told them a ceramic body cast wouldn’t work.

That’s my patient – all over.

When you try to substitute masking tape for duct tape.

Busy guy. He’s all over the place!

That guy was entirely too fragile.

Now that would make for an awesome April Fools joke for a newbie.

They forgot to put the rails up! What, there are no rails! Sweet now we can sue the Hospital for defective equipment it’s not our fault!!

This is why the original The Mummy movie was shelved and never completed…

Prolly from the Humpty Dumpty incident.

At least there aren’t any little yellow aliens to be blamed.

HA HA HA! Boy…that is just HILARIOUS.