Rubes by Leigh Rubin for August 31, 2018

I was going to say “at least she wasn’t chicken” but that would be dead wrong…..

She gave that farmer the bird, but he cried fowl and gave her the axe.

Those hens need to hire some fighting cocks.

She got too mad and lost her head. Oh well, she started with a half-baked scheme and ended with her goose fully cooked.

It took a lot of guts, but alas, she now has none.

Showed him!

She showed so much fortitude he honored her with a roast.

The others were egging her on.

Reminds me of that scene in Chicken Run where Gladys, the chicken that stopped laying eggs, was killed, practically on camera. Ugh..

This is sad! Eat fish.

Idiot killed a talking chicken??!!