Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for September 13, 2018

who’ll be laughing now, Chaz, when the turbine’s batteries go dead and you don’t have replacements?

He should mount it on his other end….

Wind Turbines, beside being bird killers, are like other so-called Eco-friendly power ideas! They only fuel the mouths of Hypocrites!

Snerk… gotta love it.

What if the turbine is solar powered?

The first words we’ve heard come out of Chazz’s mouth since he was diagnosed with brain damage two weeks ago. Sounds like his language processing centers are beginning to heal.

Perfect gift for a blow hard. Poncho can produce the energy needed to power a cell phone so he can keep on yapping. Almost a per’pet’ual motion machine.

Of course, nuclear power never killed anybody or anything.

If you look at the number, fewer people have been killed by nuclear power generation per megawatt hour than almost all other forms of power generation. The move “The China Syndrome” which has very little scientific basis, stoked the fears of a few in Greenpeace (I think this was the correct organization) who were originally for nuclear power back in the 70’s.

Good point. Can’t let the grid do down. A tiny methane converter on Poncho’s butt could serve as backup.