Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for September 15, 2018

Curiously, his closest living relative is some one named George.

He’s got a Great Uncle who made movies with a past President…

He inherited a walking stick from an uncle who worked in academia. He calls it his Nim rod.

Turns out they were more alike than she realized. (Chimpanzee, I presume.)

That explains the poop throwing episodes. But he discovered he was also 1/8 German. His great-grandfather was a Steiff bear.

Be very careful, way too much information being collected.

Ronald must be her prime mate?

Shouldn’t that be a banana daiquiri in his hand?

And a distant cousin “hung” around with Tarzan.

Turns out they were related genetically.

Anything goes. DNA kits for dogs are now being advertised, too.

His oringal ancestor was a molten piece of rock which cooled on a hot ball of rock with no oxygen or water and was seeded by a passing asteroid which spit out amino acids which landed in a pile of goo?

I had my DNA done by 23 and me. Turns out I’m related to Fred Flintstone.

You used “24 and me”? Well, no wonder! Humans only have 46 chromosomes, it’s chimps that have 48!