Herman by Jim Unger for September 06, 2018

He had time to put away the gas mask, I see.

Go out to the barn and pull the calf then come back and start supper

Wait till he finds out they don’t have a baby.

And never ask a man to do anything in regards to plumbing, you’ll regret it. Have men outsmarted us by being so inept in these household jobs?

Now you run for your life, and stay there until the Strontium-90 decays.

One of my first chores, as a newly married man, was to paint the shutters. I painted the shutters and the shrubs and the windows and the sidewalk. My bride said" I’ll never let you paint again" and she didn’t! :o)

As a newlly married couple, my hubby and I drew straws to see who would do which recurring chores.he drew “laundry” and bravely set out for the laundromat, where he tossed a brand new red place mat into the white load. Needless to say, laundry was my job from then on. But he had to wear pink underwear for the whole first year of our marriage…

Into what?

“It was easy after I loosened the lugnuts.”