Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for September 08, 2018

Buying it for the name could turn out to be like buying Last Tango In Paris because you think it’s about ballroom dancing.

I think I saw an infomercial for that just the other night. Or was that The MegaDuster O’ Doom?

Sounds like something a government agency would do.

It’s DQ’s special limited-time extra special get-it-while-supplies-last upgraded Peanut Buster Parfait.

With extra sprinkles!

Won’t he be surprised when he finds out, it’s really a large sculpture of just a head and shoulders!

I hope he didn’t buy it from Hench Co.

KA-MEGABUSTER O’ DOOM!