“Oh, hell!”
No more live TV?
There’s a service charge ?
Hopefully, that my departure has been delayed.
You get the short line, but you’re still dead. Either that, or you have to go through a full body-cavity search.
“Exemplary” must mean something different in heaven or else I don’t get this joke at all.
It may not be grim but you’ve been reaped.
What? St. Peter offering curb service/ home delivery now?
You will spend eternity in a tiny cramped seat.
We no longer serve peanuts?
Um, maybe I am just VERY slow, but no, I CAN’T guess the bad news. Is that the punchline?
What is the bad news? He’s dying to know.
They’ve begun boarding right now.
No, you’re going down, not up.
At least it should go quickly, since he won’t have any “baggage”…
His life qualified him for entrance into heaven, he had hoped for a few more years before having to go there.
Bad news is he up next
July 17, 2015
Strob Premium Member about 6 years ago
“Oh, hell!”
Superfrog about 6 years ago
No more live TV?
finkd about 6 years ago
There’s a service charge ?
the lost wizard about 6 years ago
Hopefully, that my departure has been delayed.
Farside99 about 6 years ago
You get the short line, but you’re still dead. Either that, or you have to go through a full body-cavity search.
pschearer Premium Member about 6 years ago
“Exemplary” must mean something different in heaven or else I don’t get this joke at all.
Gameguy49 Premium Member about 6 years ago
It may not be grim but you’ve been reaped.
joefearsnothing about 6 years ago
What? St. Peter offering curb service/ home delivery now?
Dis-play name about 6 years ago
You will spend eternity in a tiny cramped seat.
Rev Phnk Ey about 6 years ago
We no longer serve peanuts?
gene06825 Premium Member about 6 years ago
Um, maybe I am just VERY slow, but no, I CAN’T guess the bad news. Is that the punchline?
Jesy Bertz Premium Member about 6 years ago
What is the bad news? He’s dying to know.
CrouchingBruin about 6 years ago
They’ve begun boarding right now.
Howard L about 6 years ago
No, you’re going down, not up.
mddshubby2005 about 6 years ago
At least it should go quickly, since he won’t have any “baggage”…
robert39503 about 6 years ago
His life qualified him for entrance into heaven, he had hoped for a few more years before having to go there.
rlzanders about 6 years ago
Bad news is he up next