Kliban by B. Kliban for September 12, 2018

I’d prefer a Catcher in it.

I’d like a Hammond organ on rye, please.

Not as good as the Cat hips, fish lips one, but still commendable.

Eat your heart out, John Ashbery.

Classic mondegreens

Hair Plane has built in blow dry, so there’s that.

40 years later and still funny.

I think I’d be willing to wear a sweatshirt with just the “Porn Flakes” panel on it.