Scary Gary by Mark Buford for September 05, 2018

“But what have you done lately?”

I want to know the history of Leopold.

Well done, Leo!

Isn’t Gary something like 700 years old? Would someone around since the 14th century say “as far back” in regard to the 16th century?

this made me laugh today!

Leo has something else on his mind. I’m sure it’s quite informative and uplifting.

I need to send this, anonymously, to a blathering co-worker.

Vampires should be quite a bit older than a mere 500 years.

I understand Leopold’s sentiment, but I am actually interested in hearing Gary’s un-life story!