Brevity by Dan Thompson for September 13, 2018

Yum!

And what’s all the stuff that runs off into the fat collector?

He could have sold this to the kids from “The Sandlot.”

Now I know what I can use mine for.

If you don’t eat your meat, you can’t have any pudding.

Every time I think Dan must have run out of terrible puns, he’s got s’more.

I actually tried this once.

Tip: Don’t.