Close to Home by John McPherson for September 03, 2018

And the little alien looks perfectly happy and comfortable. Maybe he’s a Vulcan pet (“Well, I sure ain’t making any housecalls on you!”)

That’s 11.6 miles in a circle, too. Think what it will be once you straighten it out.

Have you been hydrating?

All that data for that long without recharging?

…as his friend reaches for the the rock that he’ll use to finally end the constant fit-bit reports.

1000 calories per mile? I need to visit where ever they are.

And in those 11.6 miles you’ve lost your shoes, your clothing has become tattered, and you’ve become sadly in need of a haircut and a shave….

And it looks like his lower jawbone has fallen off!

Or maybe it melted off!

That gadget is going to be your first “meal” in days if you don’t shut up.

Welcome back, little alien dude!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

I’ve been following this comic for a long time many strips are very funny but it is the worst drawn comic strip I’ve ever seen. They look like they’ve gone through a meat grinder. Or maybe I missed something in the beginning of its creation and they are supposed to be zombies. But if it’s a kid’s drawing I’m sorry.