Close to Home by John McPherson for September 06, 2018

Another mean doctor!

If a doctor made a crack like that at me, I’d be out of there in a heartbeat.

Wait until he starts making cracks about your feet with the left one being smaller than the right one! Must be tough buying shoes!

Wait till you find out she has a group insurance policy.

Obesity is America’s #1 health problem for kids and adults. It will cost us all a lot of money as premiums go up and medical costs increase.

She should have been wary when the weight scale said ‘one at a time please’.

I’m never gonna get those knees out of my memory.

My father was a voice lessons teacher, and he described his most embarrassing moment as when he accidentally told a fat lady to relax her lower chin. True story

I’m excited to see the little yellow guy today!

Yeah? Well how about you keep a fat lip, doc.

Thank you, Doctor Overbite.

I think there is a little yellow alien behind the books on the top shelf.

It’s back to sensitivity training for you, Doc.

five hours later, they were finally able to remove the clipboard from his backside.

Planet GIRTH.

Hi little alien dude!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

And he comes to in the ER a couple hours later…