WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for September 15, 2018

There’s a father short on sleep.

He has no gun and is worried about the baby. Good sings.

Shh, don’t be yelling at the robbers, you’ll wake the baby.

Depicting Muslim Females as burglers? Call the PC Police!

Or, “Take my kid. Please.”

Pelt ’em with dirty diapers.

You’ve got to be pretty desperate to commit burglary and then take a freakin’ floor lamp.

Hey! Language, language – one of those guys in masks might be a minor!