Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for September 13, 2018

Very handy. They should have had these when I was in college.

If you act like a human being – immoral. If you act like a tight ass control freak and beat your wife – moral. Hey, don’t blame me, read Leviticus, you can kill your family if they tick you off.

Preacher Pence approves! Or, at least, “Mother” TOLD him that he approves…

What about if you’re Catholic? Can’t you just be immoral and repent afterwards? (If you get caught, that is)

(This is sometimes also called the ‘Leave it to Beaver’ approach.)

She got out the sheet with the hole in it. She is feeling procreative and I’m feeling animalistic.

Speaking of our good VPOTUS, everyone should enjoy the golden http://www.officialmikepence.com/

“Close my eyes and think of babies”: uh-oh…

I’m so blessed that the red maple out front doesn’t like to talk much.

I’m lucky that my sexual fantasies are all perfectly NORMAL, and so are those of one of the Siamese twins I date…….

And valid for pretty much all varieties of fundamentalism, regardless of religion!

If you do something immoral (and are caught repeatedly) and are an evangelical preacher you MUST apologize and be really specific:

And on live TV.

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You have admit that mistakes were made.

You have to admit you have sinned!

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Unless, of course, you are Trump.

Then you get mulligans for everything.

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#TraitorTrump