Back to B.C. by Johnny Hart for September 15, 2018

“I believe I can hit you with the stick!”

This is the I Ching

No need to put up with his schtick!

Fake Stick! The Liberal Left wants you to believe there’s water there

Then they grind it up, turn it into newspaper, and you still can’t believe what is in there

I wood like to branch out and say I’ll go out on a limb to cut me a switch for you two sticks-in-the-mud! ☺

Of course I believe what I read in the stick, how else can I stick to my story.

If the ground is moist there is water under it, but how far down is it.

This is dousing not I Ching.

I only believe it if the stick is all wet.

It’s the Divined Word.