Drabble by Kevin Fagan for October 14, 2018

I feel your pain June, once my husband and I went on a diet together and I nearly killed him.

Salt – wound! Ralphie boy, quit while you’re nearly level!!

If Ralph brushed his teeth he could lose another 5 lbs.

When things get dark, Ralph pulls down the shades.

Not helping

When good news is bad news…

I’m getting old. Used to think “I need to lose weight” and instantly lose 10 pounds.

He is about 50 pounds overweight, she doesn’t look like she needs to lose any weight. She used to be much plumper

She eats healthier, she exercises, she s more active. She does not need to loose five pounds

She already lost 40 pounds. That was when she finally took off that apron!

Totally unsupportive, miserable shrew. I can’t stand the way Fagan writes her! Thankfully, there are funnier ones not including her.