Brevity by Dan Thompson for September 19, 2018

You could take a short spell.

Maybe it was just that craven feeling you lost? Or your broom won’t fly, and you lost that rovin’ feeling? Perhaps a therapist could help, or maybe a Fuller Brush representative?

It’s the old seven-year hex.

Times are different….

Gingerbread doesn’t meet the modern building codes; nor do wood-fired ovens.

Leaving a trail of breadcrumbs gets you a ticket for littering…

And worst of all…. eating children is frowned upon…in some places even illegal!

She feels out of date…. and she just doesn’t know witch way to turn.

now it’s gone

gone

gone…..

whoa-oh-hoe gone…..

So you’re bothered and bewildered because you’re not bewitched?

Witches Be Loco!

Bummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmer.

Those sure are two of the ugliest cowboys that i have ever seen.