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Something I learned in Journalism class. If you want to destroy your opponent just say "I don’t for a minute believe that my opponent actually did the things they accuse him of – then list the foul deeds…He’s toast….Trump never went to school…..
codycab over 6 years ago
Well it seems to be working for Homer Simpson. WHOO HOO!
Templo S.U.D. over 6 years ago
I don’t eat doughnuts that often anyway. I’ll live up to 100 my own way… IF I make it to said age.
over 6 years ago
As long as they come with sprinkles and coffee!
MosheWaisberg over 6 years ago
Fake News at its best
BigDaveGlass over 6 years ago
Donut forsake me oh my darling…
Aussie Down Under over 6 years ago
Paradoxically, this really is fake news.
jagedlo over 6 years ago
Sounds like the old Bill Cosby “cake for breakfast” sketch….https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qeGLtLayNUc
Bill The Nuke over 6 years ago
You can skip the newsprint and go straight to the internet. Some fool will believe you. Probably thousands of them.
alien011 over 6 years ago
Amazing that there are still people who read newspapers.
cubswin2016 over 6 years ago
It is amazing what you can do with technology and a gullible person.
LeeCox over 6 years ago
I’m not even touching this — it’s WAY too easy!
Stocky One over 6 years ago
Just wait till Garfield discovers the internet.
SusieB over 6 years ago
There’s also an article about the amazing Lasagna Diet. Eat it for all 3 meals and lose 50 lbs!
the humorist formerly known as Hotshot1984 Premium Member over 6 years ago
I have been having soda since I was a kid, and I am in my early thirties and still healthy as a horse, and no cavities.
Cameron1988 Premium Member over 6 years ago
Fake news
Mikey over 6 years ago
CNN?
stefaninafla over 6 years ago
It’s about as sensible as anything else that’s been published…
whenlifewassimpler over 6 years ago
Gotta love Garfield…….so inventive…smart and devious too!
chain gang charlie over 6 years ago
Something I learned in Journalism class. If you want to destroy your opponent just say "I don’t for a minute believe that my opponent actually did the things they accuse him of – then list the foul deeds…He’s toast….Trump never went to school…..
jdsven over 6 years ago
Well, considering the recent report from the CDC regarding to main lettuce, this may not be too far off.
SpongebobPatrickBackwards over 6 years ago
We’re the donuts dunked in the fountain of youth. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
DafnaFradkin over 4 years ago
i wish that were true
Sakumon16 about 1 year ago
Garfield is a genius