Close to Home by John McPherson for September 19, 2018

It’s really the college interns being tested for durability. Or maybe it’s a hazing ritual?

To make it more effective, the lenses should be eclipse-proof. (In 2017, I tried to wear those special glasses out as sun glasses – No, the only thing you can see through them IS the sun!)

These guys are just making a spectacle of themselves!

“Student” on the left seems to have a pretty tall forehead for a collegian. Perhaps he’s a non-traditional student.

Their research keeps hitting a brick wall for some reason.

FASTER!,

Keep your head up and run into that wall FASTER!

You had to have contacts to get the job.

Not sure if I look up the cartoon each morning for the cartoon or the really bad puns!

Durability? Heck, I thought they were testing to see if they actually worked…

Don’t feel bad. They’re used to running into stuff.

They have “smartphones”.

C’mon now. Gary Larson did this one already. Google gary larson eyeglass testing

You have to ask yourself – is the diploma really worth it…?

Why do I think this WON’T knock any sense into them?

Hi little Alien Dude!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

It has occurred to me that college interns aren’t the people to test glasses for hardiness-children are. They’ll drop them, run them over with their bikes and skateboards, be on the swing set and monkey bars when their glasses fall off, etc. You couldn’t find a better test medium anywhere.;-D

I had a teacher in high school who was balding, back and sides no top. One day in class someone asked him about it. It didn’t bother him, he pointed to his head and said that he has been like that since he was 18. Maybe that is him.

Obviously, you aren’t testing for vision quality.