Free Range by Bill Whitehead for September 19, 2018

Golfer boy can’t hold a candle to Kim Jong-un. Didn’t he ace every hole?

You ain’t kidding.

That’s a lot of bull. And the rest are yet to come!

A “child-safe” euphemism for that would be “bull-shriek.” Ever hear a bull shriek? I actually did, at a ranch I worked on.

Not for the faint-hearted!

“I will make America great again.”

A healthy alternative for both the people and the bulls!

The bull steered them towards a pile of manure.

I was assaulted 36 years ago by someone?

Vote for democrats and they’ll tax the rich and give you more money

Specifically, the one out front, in her plaid flannel shirt and short hair. But the girl in the John Deere cap is running a close second. The newbie in the back’s a non-finisher.

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We have a winner with the golfer!

“And the big thing is it will be a total denuclearization, which has already started taking place.” DJT

Thank you, Mr. Whitehead, for using proper grammar: “5 holes-in-one” and not ‘hole-in-ones’ as many others would write it!

I shot 5 holes in one in one round of golf once. Would’ve been six, but the danged windmill got in the way!