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It’s accurate on time of death to within 2 hours, or your money back…and we never give money back. I’ll leave it up to you to figure our why. Caveat Emptor.
wldhrsy2luv over 6 years ago
Take it away! I changed my mind!
suv2000 over 6 years ago
Why does she need that? She is just going to lie to herself and everyone else about how much exercise she does everyday
Farside99 over 6 years ago
It’s accurate on time of death to within 2 hours, or your money back…and we never give money back. I’ll leave it up to you to figure our why. Caveat Emptor.
nosirrom over 6 years ago
Is that two hours before or after the warranty runs out?
ptnjbrown over 6 years ago
It also comes with a 250 ft. extension cord or, for a little more, the 50 lb. bag of batteries in a designer bag by your feet.
clayusmcret Premium Member over 6 years ago
It’s guaranteed to kill you within two hours of strapping it on.
RonnieAThompson Premium Member over 6 years ago
Just wait until 5G technology launches. It will get worse especially the commercials.
ajakimber425 over 6 years ago
Uh, a little too much information, if you ask me!
J Short over 6 years ago
Oddly enough they all die of colon cancer.
SheMc over 6 years ago
I don’t think I will bother!!! I see you Alien!!!
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member over 6 years ago
Paging Professor Pinero…
Impkins Premium Member over 6 years ago
Hi Little Alien Dude!!!!!!!!!!! Happy Sunday all!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)