Free Range by Bill Whitehead for September 27, 2018

The first door would have awnings and a tunnel down the steps to the arriving limousines.

I’m asking myself what is behind each of those doors. A butler, a teller, and a box of tissues?

If you enter a bank laughing or crying you’re likely to get arrested these days.

People still go into banks???? huh.

Only reason for us to use a physical bank is to get cash from the ATM.

That lady doesn’t have much interest.

“I’ll go for what’s behind Door #1 Monty”

The 3d door should be revolving.

Walked in laughin’ and came out cryin’!

Does the Supreme Court have the same signs?