Close to Home by John McPherson for September 29, 2018

Ew!

That’s gonna leave a mark !

Ya gotta have the wider board and hold the grain vertical.

How the dojo learned Bob was really a zombie.

Quick, get those hands in a bucket of ice and grab me a cold brew when you do.

“Any other volunteers to give me a hand?”

Kramer doing Karate with the kids on Seinfeld?

None the less it still was a good kick, hands down!

Calcium deficiency?

I hate when that happens.

Just not making bones like they used to. And flesh, don’t get me started on flesh.

Tennis, anyone?

Wow, I think that is one karate kick outcome that I have not seen in a movie or on Kung Fu theater.

Little Alien Dude is watching intently. I’m surprised he hasn’t left this planet yet.

Mr. McPherson has a very wicked mind. Thank you

I’d say…

That’s pretty common place at the Zombie Dojo.

Oops!

Hi Little Alien Dude!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

Well, they said they were going to teach him to disarm an opponent…

This is why it’s important to tell your kids that karate and piano lessons are mutually exclusive.

Reminds me of that old milk commercial where the old man trys pick up something and his arms fall off.

Gross.