Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for October 09, 2018

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    DanFlak  over 6 years ago

    I am writing a book, ā€œ101 Reasons Why Iā€™m Glad Iā€™m Not a Girl.ā€ Reason number 1 is being able to pee standing up: the world is your urinal. Reason 101 is not having to find a bag to match my shoes.

    In between are 99 more reasons: some trivial as above and some serious health, sociological and peer issues. Actually there will probably be more than 101 reasons.

    Donā€™t get me wrong: I love women. The world would be lot duller without them, but it is a lot easier being a man and Iā€™m smart enough to know it. I am male-privileged: I donā€™t apologize for it; I donā€™t defend it; I just do my part not to perpetuate it.

    My wife knows about this ā€œbookā€ that I am writing and when the discussion turns to womenā€™s issues, I will blurt out a number like ā€œReason 74ā€ and she gets what I mean. This one would probably come in in the top half. I spend about 3-5 seconds doing my hair every morning. I imagine a bald man spends even less.

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    Iron Pounder  over 6 years ago

    Considering some of the ā€˜dos these days, itā€™s a small wonder. I mean orange and green hair???

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  over 6 years ago

    Just comb as you are.

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    cuzinron47  over 6 years ago

    Yeah, it looks revolting.

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