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I am writing a book, ā101 Reasons Why Iām Glad Iām Not a Girl.ā Reason number 1 is being able to pee standing up: the world is your urinal. Reason 101 is not having to find a bag to match my shoes.
In between are 99 more reasons: some trivial as above and some serious health, sociological and peer issues. Actually there will probably be more than 101 reasons.
Donāt get me wrong: I love women. The world would be lot duller without them, but it is a lot easier being a man and Iām smart enough to know it. I am male-privileged: I donāt apologize for it; I donāt defend it; I just do my part not to perpetuate it.
My wife knows about this ābookā that I am writing and when the discussion turns to womenās issues, I will blurt out a number like āReason 74ā and she gets what I mean. This one would probably come in in the top half. I spend about 3-5 seconds doing my hair every morning. I imagine a bald man spends even less.
DanFlak over 6 years ago
I am writing a book, ā101 Reasons Why Iām Glad Iām Not a Girl.ā Reason number 1 is being able to pee standing up: the world is your urinal. Reason 101 is not having to find a bag to match my shoes.
In between are 99 more reasons: some trivial as above and some serious health, sociological and peer issues. Actually there will probably be more than 101 reasons.
Donāt get me wrong: I love women. The world would be lot duller without them, but it is a lot easier being a man and Iām smart enough to know it. I am male-privileged: I donāt apologize for it; I donāt defend it; I just do my part not to perpetuate it.
My wife knows about this ābookā that I am writing and when the discussion turns to womenās issues, I will blurt out a number like āReason 74ā and she gets what I mean. This one would probably come in in the top half. I spend about 3-5 seconds doing my hair every morning. I imagine a bald man spends even less.
Iron Pounder over 6 years ago
Considering some of the ādos these days, itās a small wonder. I mean orange and green hair???
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 6 years ago
Just comb as you are.
cuzinron47 over 6 years ago
Yeah, it looks revolting.