Agnes by Tony Cochran for October 17, 2018

We had a Falcon station wagon with a hole in the floor. Always spotlessly clean. I kicked any trash or dirt toward it. We often left little piles of peanut shells behind. (I wuz baaad.)

Next holify the bathtub; it’ll drain quicker.

The floor under the kitchen table will be next.

Trout is unfortunately getting carried along by Agnes’ enthusiasm. Remember that the holes need to be in the right places. It’s hard to unholify something.

Now I know what to say when I want to sound professional. Thanks, Agnes.

Watch for torque.