Agnes by Tony Cochran for October 18, 2018

I need to try this. I bet my wife will love it.

Agnes, there are other reasons for drilling holes in tables that don’t include crumbs.

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And, Agnes… there’s a reason for not drilling holes in that particular table….

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BTW…. I am absolutely amazed that the drill works!

I’d thought that the house was safe.

They say that the customer is always right. In this case the customer was never found—or even looked for. So who knows?

Grandma will be screaming holly heck, when she sees that table!

Reminds me of the time I stood a burning railroad flare on the kitchen table. My parents were unhappy.

Who could have guessed???

Wondering why a drill that looked and works just fine should be thrown in the dumpster.

They’ve still got a ways to go to match the four thousand holes in Blackburn, Lancashire.