Skin Horse by Shaenon K. Garrity and Jeffrey C. Wells for September 29, 2018

It usually helps if she doesn’t manage to figure out some of the ramifications. (Then She responds with a few gestures of her own.)

More akin to an angel of death – putting her in the situation that he is to save her from.

Ah! The Beau Geste.

She’s blinded by Science..

Lee: “This is the best you could do? Trap women in extirpment and then try to pick them up?”

Ao: “Well, it was either that, or attend my confirmation hearings for the Supreme Court Justice gig.”

This is too close to tRump. He starts threatening N. Korea and calling their leader names to elicit threats in return. Goes and meets with him. Now it’s “crisis resolved”. tRump saves the world from the crisis he created.

“Date” you?Oh,um,yeah,that’s it."Date"you.

Dear Captain Awkward: my skeevy manipulative evil mastermind boss ordered my friends’ execution, and has now kidnapped me and is keeping me in a VR prison. He says it’s just because he wants a date. He says I just don’t understand romance.

Am I overreacting when I attempt to calculate how many small pieces I can chop from his genitalia before he passes out from blood loss?

Definitely working on the bizarre wavelength to do all this. That and wasting company resources should get him canned.