Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for November 10, 2018

Don’t you use that font with me.

That’s your porn app you have your thumb on, Aunty.

You want nasty, go read the comments and replies on the political cartoons. Nothing funny there.

ALL CAPS!

I’ve actually gotten texts like that.

Yeah, like people that text in all caps with a vicious message, then put a happy face emoji at the end to make it all better. [I was gonna put an emoji here, but it wouldn’t let me.]

The ringtone for my wife’s mother in law is The Imperial March from Star Wars.

Isn’t your wife’s mother-in-law YOUR mother?

Switching my phone to the Sarcasm Font is just too much Bother.

Now, if it had the “Bleeding all over the message” font, I might consider it …

Sorry you don’t like the tone of my tuba!

Texting causes a vacuum..

Really? I need a new vacuum!

Someone found the sardonic text font.