Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for October 29, 2018

Look for lockpicks then.

Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean the entire world isn’t out to get you, Aunty.

Could it be that Aunty A is picking the wrong key and the lock never changes?

Walt! Stop changing the locks on the liquor cabinet!

I’ve got so Many useless, left over, Keys.

What you need is a Sonic Screwdriver. That fixes or opens anything!