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When I would doze off during a boring class and the teacher would ask “are you asleep?” I would respond with “No..I’m meditating. It’s part of my religion!” ;o)
serenasakitty about 6 years ago
Foolish questions. I hope you will reply. Not sure of the singer.
Troglodyte about 6 years ago
Well, you can’t exactly tell them to “talk to the hand” either!
pcolli about 6 years ago
I feel like I’m fixin’ to die.
Marvin Premium Member about 6 years ago
That’s a built-in feature, Aunty. In your case it’s as automatic as sarcasm.
arianseren about 6 years ago
My dad’s come back was always “Just resting my eyes” despite the fact he was snoring
joefearsnothing about 6 years ago
When I would doze off during a boring class and the teacher would ask “are you asleep?” I would respond with “No..I’m meditating. It’s part of my religion!” ;o)
Marvin Premium Member about 6 years ago
Anyone else wondering why she is sleeping on the couch?
Squoop about 6 years ago
The best answer is silence.
bakana about 6 years ago
No, I’m trying Very Hard to pretend You don’t Exist.
Damn the DTs anyway.
It was supposed to be Pink Elephants, fer cryin’ out loud.
gainslaura about 6 years ago
My favourite: when you tell someone you have no brothers or sisters, and they ask “Are you an only child?” Duh!
Charlie Tuba about 6 years ago
Brother John?