Peanuts by Charles Schulz for November 09, 2018

So there’s no security blanket patch?

words right out of my mouth, Charlie Brown

I don’t think that journal’s been written yet.

Poor Linus! No blanket and no insurance cover either.

Funny, I read that 87% of all statistics are made up on the spot. Like this one.

The medical journal was written by Miss Helen Sweetstory and was referred to in “The Six Bunny-Wunnies Freak Out.”

I realize, Linus, that withdrawals can be tough but at least you won’t die from it.

Linus also has no reason to fear queen snakes. They’re nonvenomous, and won’t attack humans. And yes, unlike the Great Pumpkin, they do exist.

That must be the medical journal written by Dr. Ima Quack.

Knight of Coins(Snoopy) + Queen of Swords(Linus) + King of Cups(The round headed kid) = XIII

The journal article was written by the famous Dr. Macchitop.

Linus is a qualified Blanket-Ologist.

How is this Charlie’s fault? Did he force Linus to give up his blanket at gun point?

HEY LINUS, IS YOUR FAULT FOR TRUST IN SNOOPY!

It has to be true. I read it in The New Linus Journal of Medicine

Snoopy can’t be too stupid if he arranged for all this. Stop calling him stupid Linus. He’s smarter than your stupid blanket.

Apparently, if you look hard enough, you can find medical justification for anything!

The New England Journal of Blanket Medicine, one of the lesser known but still important publications.

Interesting? Try SPECIFIC.

The PDR never lies.

Ahh..how is it CB’s fault again, Linus? Not like you to blame your best bud for your actions..Did CB steak your blanket? No! Take responsibility, kid!

http://www.phoebegilman.com/something.html

Poor Ol’ Charlie Brown – always gets dumped on.