Hold on Monty.. let me run that through my secret decoder ring.
DRINK MORE OVALTINE
To his misfortune, Monty discovered he is the lo mein on the totem pole.
do not rely on fortune but never be without it
“Help, I’m being held captive in a ridiculous comic strip.”
8 is supposed to be a lucky number to the Chinese.
Total mind control, ……………….. Must have Take-out.
The best fortune I ever got said, “Ignore previous cookie.”
The old trade deal was their lucky number!
Boy, it’s gonna be complete chaos if the phone prefix “555” is ever actually activated… ☺
Well, of course. And I had a delivery pizza last night, and left-overs for lunch today. It’s always a good sign when your fortune cookie endorses a product or service you already use!
My fortune cookie was sweet and crunchy and a little papery. Piece of paper? What fortune?
Dirty Dragon about 6 years ago
Hold on Monty.. let me run that through my secret decoder ring.
DRINK MORE OVALTINE
Jesy Bertz Premium Member about 6 years ago
To his misfortune, Monty discovered he is the lo mein on the totem pole.
noktar Premium Member about 6 years ago
do not rely on fortune but never be without it
Nyckname about 6 years ago
“Help, I’m being held captive in a ridiculous comic strip.”
NeedaChuckle Premium Member about 6 years ago
8 is supposed to be a lucky number to the Chinese.
F-Flash about 6 years ago
Total mind control, ……………….. Must have Take-out.
YatInExile about 6 years ago
The best fortune I ever got said, “Ignore previous cookie.”
wwward1948 about 6 years ago
The old trade deal was their lucky number!
ChessPirate about 6 years ago
Boy, it’s gonna be complete chaos if the phone prefix “555” is ever actually activated… ☺
Sisyphos about 6 years ago
Well, of course. And I had a delivery pizza last night, and left-overs for lunch today. It’s always a good sign when your fortune cookie endorses a product or service you already use!
Indianapolis Smith about 6 years ago
My fortune cookie was sweet and crunchy and a little papery. Piece of paper? What fortune?