Chicken 1: that was a wooden stake, right? Chicken 2: The guy at Ikea said it had a mahogany veneer!
So, like in the old Curtis Mathes commercials, it’s “genuine imitation woodgrain plastic.”
Another example of what happens when you remove the thin veneer of society.
and of course, it comes in like, a gigabilion parts with weird pictures.
Has to be oak.
You’re doomed. But that’s okay.
You shopped at IKEA? And made it out alive—only to be chased by Vampire Chicken!
awgiedawgie Premium Member about 6 years ago
So, like in the old Curtis Mathes commercials, it’s “genuine imitation woodgrain plastic.”
Ida No about 6 years ago
Another example of what happens when you remove the thin veneer of society.
stormwagemaker about 6 years ago
and of course, it comes in like, a gigabilion parts with weird pictures.
Tue Elung-Jensen about 6 years ago
Has to be oak.
Huckleberry Hiroshima about 6 years ago
You’re doomed. But that’s okay.
Fontessa about 6 years ago
You shopped at IKEA? And made it out alive—only to be chased by Vampire Chicken!