Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for November 01, 2018

Don’t her customers eat all of her food without relish?

That joke made more sense when it was being out of cream for the coffee so he had to take it without milk.

I don’t relish anything with ketchup.

Someone may relish the thought…

This makes no sense. If he doesn’t want mustard, why tell him you’re out of it? It would make more sense if he asked for mustard.

I’ll have mine without bacon.

Who am I trying to kid? I’ll have my burger with bacon, lettuce, tomato and mayo. Hold the burger.

Mustard on a burger is a sin! Likewise ketchup on a hot dog.

I believe it’s an old marx bros bit

Something tells me Roz is a blonde…

Jalapeños anyone?

I see you have 26 reasons to be sorry you asked.

Quote Groucho Marx!!

I cut the mustard too

This is a variation of a very old joke about a man who goes into a restaurant. He sits down at a table. He says, “Waiter, bring me a cup of coffee without cream.” Five minutes later the waiter comes back and says, “I’m sorry sir, we have no cream, can it be without milk?”