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“Ambulatory adulthood”? Those words weren’t even in my vocabulary at that age. Calvin is a genius…ADHD up the wazoo, and a genius (many of them are).
I never got this one as a kid… and I’m not sure I do even now. To paraphrase, Calvin says he’s giving up a game in order to be able to walk around as an adult?
BE THIS GUY over 6 years ago
So, no football scholarship for Calvin.
codycab over 6 years ago
No rule against threats apparently.
Guilty Bystander over 6 years ago
Hobbes would fit in well with some of Al Davis’ old Oakland Raiders teams.
Farside99 over 6 years ago
A man’s gotta know his limitations….
wndflower1 over 6 years ago
ambulatory adulthood is an oxymoron
gbars70 over 6 years ago
Can’t lose for winning.
orinoco womble over 6 years ago
So true.
Watcher over 6 years ago
And not CTE as well.
jpayne4040 over 6 years ago
Sometimes you just have to take whatever victory you can get!
John Wiley Premium Member over 6 years ago
Well thought out, Calvin. All the stuff that hurts on me happened before I was forty.
A Hip loving Canadian... over 6 years ago
Survival 101: Never argue with a ferocious tiger.
Joliet Jake over 6 years ago
Calvin, a guy named Chris Borland agrees with you.
Ermine Notyours over 6 years ago
Someone has to be the next Siegfried and Roy.
ChessPirate over 6 years ago
That defense has got teeth!
gantech over 6 years ago
“Ambulatory adulthood”? Those words weren’t even in my vocabulary at that age. Calvin is a genius…ADHD up the wazoo, and a genius (many of them are).
Printer over 6 years ago
For a sixth grader. Calvin has a big vocabulary. Why does he do so bad in school?
Doritos over 6 years ago
STUPID RERUNS
Taracinablue over 6 years ago
I never got this one as a kid… and I’m not sure I do even now. To paraphrase, Calvin says he’s giving up a game in order to be able to walk around as an adult?