Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for October 27, 2018

Shouldn’t there be a crescent moon cut-out in the upper part of the door?

An in-door porta-potty?

Let it all hang out.

I hope he is not letting fly that way.

Maybe there is a mirror where he can practice his expressions. (Or express his pimples. Ew.)

Let’s hope it’s soundproof.

I noticed the vent pipe, I hope he remembers the room spray.

And wouldn’t the expression “ let er rip” be more apropos?

We all appreciate Stephen’s preference for solitary self-expression.

The news will do that to you.

And will he come out as Superman?

He’s forgetting to take his newspaper.

Good morning, Sheriff.

I am angry.

I have a client that has strength issues.

OHSU and a Neurosurgeon are trying to figure out why.

He falls. He falls a lot.

He needs help when he falls, he can’t get up.

Like i said, he falls a lot.

The local Fire Chief came to his house and told him the they will no longer respond to calls to his home.

I’m pissed. My boss is pissed.

She called all four major TV News outlets on the Portland/Vancouver metro area.

I don’t care if he falls a dozen tomes a day, for the Fire Department to refuse to come to his home is criminal.

I am very angry.

That could be a good thing, actually. Should be sold alongside Arthur Janov’s “The Primal Scream.”

My Expression Chamber has a dust collection system.

I laughed out load at the “Let ‘er fly!” before even reading the caption.

Don’t we wish we all had one. I cannot stop laughing.

Stephen opens the door only to find that Scooter has already expressed himself…

Light a match….

I wonder if that expression chamber is really a gas chamber – if you know what I mean.

Hey fellow ballrdears! I am alive and well. Just been busy, ( If you have missed me).The doctor is almost in his tardis.

Looks to be a pretty tight fit.. not sure if there is room for expressions.. of any sort.

She’s wondering if she could tip it over when he gets inside and ship him out!