False Knees by Joshua Barkman for December 31, 2018

Aw come on, learn the language. The raven just derived Einstein’s mass – energy equivalence.

Everyone’s a critic. Just ignore them … I love your work! :)

That’s why they call it a cawmedy club, buddy.

That last joke will leave them raven.

Tell that drunk if he thinks he can do better, he can crawl up there and make a fool of himself.

The worst kind of sweat,flopsweat.

His act is caw caw.

Of course to know this could lead to a murder of crow.

Heckler and Jeckle?

Tough room!

At least it was for good caws.

Could be the problem isn’t the material, but the delivery.

his act was really nothing to crow about…

Sounded like my pet crow, at the window of my 3rd grade classroom, pecking on the glass and telling the teacher “caw, caw, caw…” which translated meant “send my child home with me NOW.”

Throw out the hater.