FoxTrot by Bill Amend for November 25, 2018

Tool Time for $200, Alex. This term for a long-handled gardening tool can also mean an immoral pleasure seeker. What is a rake? (Ken Jennings thought it was a hoe… flabbergasting his fellow contestants and Alex.)

Go apply for a non-existent job in a Norweigan forest.

Forsooth Peter.

Was “chortle” a real, dictionary word before Lewis Carroll stuck it into “Jabberwocky”?

I can’t decide which is better:

“Make America Rake Again”

or

“Rake America Great Again”

Jason, burn the leaves and twigs and then rakish fanny over the coals.

You know what would be cool? Fresh, new daily Foxtrot! We miss you, Bill!

(You ole raconteur, you!)

A mouthful of words!!!!

If you don’t stop I will rake over you big fat ish!

Back in the day you just took the test. You didn’t prep for it. By prepping you throw the results off kilter.

What a sight for sore eyes! It’s brighter than the blue sky.

Front pocket of backpack.