Can anyone help? Not sure if it was this comic, but 3 people sitting on an airplane. The middle person is reading a book titled, something like, ‘How to kill people who start conversations with you’…something like that.
The Phoenix was originally an Egyptian bird that made nests of cinnamon twigs. Now every 500 or so years it gets old and builds a funeral pyre then burns up and from the ashes it becomes a chick again.
Farside99 almost 6 years ago
Dang! Phoenixes have more lives than cats! Probably more interesting ones, too.
Kaputnik almost 6 years ago
I bet those phoenixes feel that they’ve made ashes of themselves, though.
electricshadow Premium Member almost 6 years ago
What, no Fawkes from Harry Potter? Or is this just the local edition?
MeGoNow Premium Member almost 6 years ago
That’s why the newspaper business is dying, the cost of asbestos.
FassEddie almost 6 years ago
Nope. The cost of asbestos litigation.
PO' DAWG almost 6 years ago
So when are the Cardinals going to rise from the ashes?
mourdac Premium Member almost 6 years ago
An incredible moneymaker for the newspaper, listing the same obituaries and retractions over and over again.
uniquename almost 6 years ago
Shouldn’t this section be called, “Born Again”?
WCraft Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Clever! How long before the paper catches fire?
dwane.scoty1 almost 6 years ago
@podawg: Never! Both teams are dead!
banjinshiju almost 6 years ago
The paper must be printed in Arizona.
Hooligan918 almost 6 years ago
Can anyone help? Not sure if it was this comic, but 3 people sitting on an airplane. The middle person is reading a book titled, something like, ‘How to kill people who start conversations with you’…something like that.
Lablubber almost 6 years ago
Die…. Die… Die…. Die… Die…. Die… Die…. Die…
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] almost 6 years ago
The Phoenix was originally an Egyptian bird that made nests of cinnamon twigs. Now every 500 or so years it gets old and builds a funeral pyre then burns up and from the ashes it becomes a chick again.
anomaly almost 6 years ago
Hey! It’s a firebird! Suite!
ValancyCarmody Premium Member almost 6 years ago
They left out Laura Collins